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20100718.144024
website is now in archive mode. visit blog.subnova.com for information.
20080730.144615
i added amazon context links... just because i can... if they're not too obtrusive... i'll leave them
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The Official List of Subnova Personalities
Last Updated: 03/19/2003
3of9/Deimos Fawkes: The sworn leader (and server owner) of the group. His restraint is legendary, of course so are the actions when he loses restraint. Beware he who is GOD.
Gawyn: Hot headed and always up for a good verbal sparring Gawyn is the resident computer security geek. He's also tall enough to get anything off of a top shelf. His height and caustic posting will make you think twice about returning his volley.
Sep7imus: Acquired from the ranks of HBO, you should be familiar with his perfect grammar and stinging wit. His schedule makes online sparring fun and easy. Plus, he knew Mr. Rogers.
Rommel: Originally found washed up on the37.com messageboards Rommel adds political spice to our forum. If its controversial - he's your man. Go get em Desert Fox!
CyberBob: Arguably one of the fiestiest Austrians around. Armed with a never-say-die attitude this formidable poster will ferret out any information needed for post-to-post combat. Just don't call him a Nazi.
Lemko: Shy, quiet and understanding Lemko is our pet gerbil. He sits around and watches the action, then, when no one is looking zings you. Hes crafty, he has pointy teeth, he's just so cute - he's Lemko.
Shishka: A crossover from HBO, Shishka has really hit his stride with Subnova culture. He is always ready to pounce on stupdity and shake it til it bleeds. Just dont forget the "h" in his name. Shake it Shishka!
2and2make5: Usually 2 + 2 makes 4, but not at Subnova. Known for his geeky programming jokes and jolly good natured ribbing, 2n2 (as he is affectionately known) lurks day after day. A word of caution: playing Starcraft with 2n2 will make you feel really dumb.
Have Blue: Got Blue? We do! That know-it-all of the gaming and anime world Mark Levin graces our place with his knowledge. When you see his name, you know that important information is coming your way.
Claude: There is an older gentleman that has been swinging our way. We still are not sure what to call him other than "Dad". He's known for his off-center humor and fabulous irankh00ring abilities. Sometimes he makes us laugh.
Mumbles: Sure, he's a Canadian, but we don't hold that against him all of the time. Known for his wry humor and uncanny knack for busting American chops he's one of our oldest participants. Now if we could just understand what he was saying more often...
Kira-kun: Don't hate him because he lives in Sonoma, hate him because he is so cute. This unassuming Radiohead Freak will drop your ass faster than you can say "Shinji" in any anime competition. Do not dwell on the master, grasshopper.
Moo: A cow says what? Moo! That's right. This young gentleman has bovines everywhere screaming his name. Quick to anger, quick to boot, Moo is a most highly strung steer. See, he's already enraged at this description. Come on now, don't cry over spilt milk!
FunkyJ: King of all bowties. This ladies' man will knock anyone off of his feet with non-sequitors and hypnotic neckwear. Rumor has it that he once roamed the halls of Bungie.net ranked! He's always dressed to kill - he's FunkyJ!
ferrex: He's a man of mystery. Legend has it that he once mastered the Myth Codex and The Core and then went Rampant. Known to some as tySIN, he's a stud from British Columbia. Ladies, he likes late night dinners, steak, Ikea, and being a back-up-boyfriend. Raise your dwarven ale mug and give a cheer for ferrex!
Hippieman: Chilling out is what Hippieman does best. Go with the flow man. The resident movie know-it-all, he is often seen quoting lines and drinking beer. Dig it man, dig it.
Gholsbane:Gholsbane is a confused briton with a pension for scooping the news. he has a knack for getting there first. it gets really annoying, especially according to his girlfriend. dont be scared, hes not really a ghoul, he's Gholsbane!
.derf: He's a fro-man from the Mr. Potato Head state, but that doesn't stop .derf from loving the ladies. Known for his intense denial of god, he takes great delights in squelching people's theology. .derf calls Darwin dad!
SchoolyD: Not to be confused with Scooby Doo or Chuck D, SchoolyD is a goofy, quirky resident of Subnova. We are trying to remember what he is known for - but zoinks we can't remember.
Opie301: One of a handful of HBO converts, this non-Mayberry guy has a tongue far sharper than Barnie Fife's clothes. Known for swarming with Sep7imus, Pallor and Shishka when the time arises. Just because he's cute doesn't mean hes dangerous.
mad.max: Don't call him British - he is a Scot. With a wry sense of humor and the Isle on his side, mad.max is quite the smooth gentleman. Ladies, he cuts a dapper line in his clan kilt with his manly legs. He's not mad, but he is Max. Just don't ask him to play a round of golf.
Bullseye: He claims he isn't a target. He also claims he didn't start the fight. He's confused. A myther from old times, Bullseye stirs the pot more than a Salem Witch. Watch out, he will put a spell on you with his insane logic. Never look a bull in the eye.
Cunbelin: Not to be confused with Kira-kun, this sweet little redhead is a master with the taperecorder and the phrase "is that for the record". A well known newsie, his experience and contacts weave a web that can snarl and strangle all who dare enter it. Cunning Cunbelin.
Psyrixx: He claims to run some Psyjnir Complex, but we think he has a different sort of complex all together. Known for his ability to stradle multiple servers in a single bound, Psyrixx is one x away from being a pr0n star. If you are looking for a good time, he's your man.
Pete: Sure he has a common name, but that doesn't mean he is a common guy. Known for his exotic taste in women, lust for Starcraft and his stress with graduate school Pete is an all around "nice" guy. "Petey", as we like to call him, often plays in his New Mexican sandbox. Just be careful of those scorpions!
Uriel: A stranger in a strange land, acting even stranger is our dear Uriel. Hailing from the motherland, Uriel loathes it when you make urine jokes. He's sensitive and lives in a place that will kick your ass. Ubiquitously Uriel!
mnemesis:He lurks. He peers around corners. He's a spy. He's mnemesis! He scampers around the internet smacking down mneumonic incorrectness. His background is riddled with three letter place. HBO.
JazzDuck: Beware the power of music. Once this duck starts to groove, ladies you are going to be powerless. The toe thumping rythms are so addictive we have heard the MC gets down to the beats. Marty OD beware there is a bad JazxDuck on the rise.
MuShoo: This user do not eat. Not everyone can carry off being named for a popular Chinese dish. MuShoo does it with style and just a pinch of soy. His meat choice is still up in the air. Munch on MuShoo!
GI Joe: What can you say about the real American hero? Not too much. His M-15 AR does all the talking.
Man In The Box: He's not suffocating. Sometimes he comes out. Sometimes he has women in his box. Sometimes he's in womens' boxes. Always shrouded in mystery he is the Man In The Box.
Astro tsd: The tsd stands for "The Space Duck". The most asexual member of the community he changes from male to female at the drop of a hat. Confused yet? So are we. (And so is he/she) KWAK!
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